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Financial Advisors React to GOOFY Financial Advice

Not all financial advice online is created equal. We react to some of the wildest and worst money tips floating around the internet. From questionable mortgage tricks and risky borrowing strategies to car-buying myths, 401(k) misconceptions, and even a ‘porch piracy’ side hustle, we break it all down. Discover why these tips don’t hold up and learn the clear, proven path to financial success.

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Introduction – Goofy Advice from the Internet (0:00)

Brian: Can’t wait to see what the team has put together. All they’ve told us in preparation is, “Hey, we think you guys might think this is some bad advice.”

Bo: And Brian, I am so excited about this because if we know one thing to be certain, it’s that if it’s on the internet, it must be true. Let’s check it out.

Put Minimum Down, Then Make Lump Sum Payment (0:17)

Video Clip: Don’t make the mistake of putting 10, 12, or 15% down thinking it’ll lower your monthly payment. Instead, putting the minimum down to secure a lower interest rate and then make a lump sum payment to your mortgage. Let me explain. Whenever you put less than 20% down on your loan, typically it comes with what’s called mortgage insurance or PMI. But here’s the counterintuitive trick most people don’t know. The less you put down up front, the lower your interest rate tends to be, but you still want a lower payment, right? Here’s how you do both. Get the best rate and the lower payment. Step one, put the minimum down payment, typically 5% or 3% if you’re a first-time home buyer. Step two, take the extra cash you would have put down and apply it as a lump sum payment to your mortgage within the first 90 days after closing. Let’s break that down. Say you’re buying a $500,000 home and you plan to put 15% down. That’s $75,000. Instead, put 3% down, just $15,000, and hold on to that extra $60,000. After closing, take that $60,000 and pay it directly to your mortgage principal. At that point, your lender can recast the loan. This means they’ll lower your balance and lower your monthly payment. You secure the best interest rate available and you end up with a lower payment than if you had just put 15% down from the start. This isn’t something your average lender tells you because they don’t get paid extra for giving you smarter options.

Brian: Bo, from my understanding, every time I’ve bought a house, the more I put down because it’s less risk to the bank, the lower my interest rate has been. So what is he talking about? Put down the least amount and you get better rates. That doesn’t make any sense.

Bo: Every time I’ve ever done this, they’ve asked, “What do you want your down payment to be?” Whether I was putting down 50%, 20%, or 3%. It’s always been the same interest rate. I’ve never been able to influence the interest rate on buying a home. Now, there was one little redemptive piece that he had in there because I was like, “No, no, this is horrible advice.” Because if you put down the small amount and you take out the mortgage, you got this higher mortgage payment. Just dumping that principal doesn’t change the payment unless you do the recast. And recasting is great, but it’s not free. And I don’t think that’s going to change the circumstances.

Brian: And not every lender will recast, just like most lenders won’t rate modify either. That advice seems somewhat disconnected from the reality I’ve lived in because we have now, look, we have done commercial loans where definitely the amount of our down payment had a direct impact on what the mortgage rate that they were going to charge us. So that’s why that whole thing seemed like getting busy doing nothing and not even getting a lot of fruit for all of your labor.

Credit Card Payment Meme (2:48)

Video Clip: [Person patching wall, creating more holes]

Brian: What? He’s trying to like smooth out the wall, but there’s still a hole there. And he goes to smooth it out and there’s still a hole. Creates another hole.

Bo: I pay off my credit card and then I still have a balance and I pay off my credit card and I still have a balance and I pay off my credit card.

Brian: So happy I have you here to translate so old man Brian over here can actually get some understanding of what the heck that meant. That must be part of this whole meme culture that just has passed me by.

Buy Low, Borrow High, Sell Never (3:28)

Video Clip: Buy low and sell high is a terrible investing strategy. What you need to do is buy low, borrow high, and sell never. So what wealthy people like myself do is we buy assets at a low cost. Then we wait for those assets to appreciate. Once those assets appreciate, we borrow against the value of those assets because loans are not taxable. And then we use that money that we borrow to buy other assets. Then we use the cash flow from those other assets to pay off the loan that we just borrowed. And here’s the thing, we never sell. We never sell our investments. Instead, we buy life insurance equaling up to the debt owed on our investment so that when we die, the tax-free life insurance proceeds can pay off all the loans and then our kids can receive our assets tax-free and debt-free. This is what the wealthy people do and this is what you need to do for you and your family.

Bo: So, all right, he had me up until the life insurance part because it is true you can do that. You can buy an asset, the asset can appreciate in value. You can borrow against that asset, and then you can take that capital and go do something else with it. While that works, it only works if the assets are going up in value. And it only works if you have enough cash flow to be able to satisfy the debt that you have on that asset. So what happens is the more you do this and the bigger that gets, the more fragile, your house of cards becomes. I worry that people who try to just rinse and repeat and rinse and repeat and rinse and repeat do this. It’s all great until the tide comes out. But Brian, you know what happens when the tide goes out?

Brian: You get caught swimming naked.

Bo: You get caught swimming naked.

Brian: Owning stuff is a very valuable thing because it protects you from inflation. It protects you from just a lot of things that are going on. But I will tell you in my own journey, even though we know we’re using leverage as a tool as a successful person, we’ve got a plan to what we’re going to do to extinguish that debt within 10 years because I understand the risk that levered property has. And as I get older, I want more risk to come out of my life. I’m not trying to take more and more chances. And that’s where sometimes when these guys start talking about using leverage and then they start talking about using high commissioned life insurance. Look, there’s no doubt wealthy people do use life insurance. But for the majority of people out there who are watching this content, your first stop on the train station of wealth building should not be levered products and whole life insurance. That’s just that’s fool’s gold that somebody’s trying to sell you something because they tell you that’s what rich people do.

Big Down Payments on Cars Not Worth It (6:09)

Video Clip: One thing that I realized over time is that big down payments are low-key not even worth it. I’ve had a few somewhat expensive cars and on each and every one of them I put a significant down payment down. For example, on the Corvette that I bought, I put $26,000 down. Using hindsight, I probably would not do that again. You have to keep in mind in a car deal, every $1,000 is about $20 off of your monthly payment. Therefore, if you’re buying an expensive car and you decide to put $10,000 down is really only lowering your payment $200. $20,000 down is lowering your payment $400. What about depreciation? At that point, you have to keep in mind, would I rather have $20,000 in my bank account or would I rather be saving $400 on a monthly payment? Now, it took me a while to realize this, but now moving forward, I’m keeping that money in my bank account. There’s so many things that you can do with that $20,000 to make you $400 a month. Therefore, it literally just doesn’t make sense to give up that much liquid cash at one time. What I will say though, if you plan on purchasing your next car with no money out of pocket, make sure you get gap insurance. No money down automatically equals negative equity. You have to think about it. Whatever car you buy plus tax, tags, and fees, you’re already way upside down.

Bo: Or hear me out on this. If you have no car payment at all, think about what you can do with the cash flow then. Because what I really want to show this guy is if I could show him an amortization schedule and show him, hey, if you borrow 100% on that car and you finance it over 60 months or 72 months, let me show you what you are actually paying for that car and it’s going to blow your mind. And then you got to factor in the depreciation and all the other pieces that go into automobile ownership. I completely disagree. I think there’s a better way to buy automobiles.

Brian: Look, what he was talking about with Corvettes and so forth, he should be paying 100% cash on those because those are use assets. Those are consumption decisions. And I get the feeling that this is trying to fake it until you make it. And let me tell you, it’s better to be rich than to look rich. And the other part that bothers me about this whole thing is what about Roth IRAs? What about loading up your employer 401(k) or even your solo 401(k) if you’re that, you know, growing entrepreneur? I just don’t like that this is all showy assets because cars are napalm for your financial life. There’s a lot of wealthy people that will rent these bad decisions. They’ll actually do leases and other things, but that is so far beyond that’s like steps eight and nine of the Financial Order of Operations. Whereas when I see influencers doing this, they’d be much better served thinking Corolla than they would Land Cruiser. Don’t drive around your wealth, actually start building it on your net worth statement so your money can work harder than you can so you can actually own your time that much sooner.

401(k) Is Not a Good Retirement Plan (8:44)

Video Clip: The 401(k) is not a retirement plan, at least not a very good one. But what about the company match? Life insurance? Well, according to the Center of Retirement Research, for every $1 your employer offers you in a 401(k) match, they pay you 99 cents less than fair market value. You literally are paying for your own match in the form of lower compensation.

Bo: False.

Video Clip: And that’s not even the bad part. Add in the excessive fees, early access penalties, risk of the market, and the pathetic 4% income rule, the 401(k) might not be your best option.

Brian: Life insurance. I was waiting for it. I was waiting for it because he was about to go into a sales play.

Bo: No, that’s factually untrue. What we have found is that a lot of employers, the reason why they offer a matching program or profit sharing is because they want to create a really exciting environment that their employees want to be a part of. And employees have said, “Hey, I want really healthy compensation. I want generous benefits. I want 401(k) matching. I want health.” So employers recognize that that’s what it’s going to take to get top tier talent in. So, I do not think that for every $1 you get an employer match, you’re actually taking lower compensation. That’s not been my experience with my clients at all.

Brian: Well, the only thing I can think is look, without a doubt, because we’re employers as well. We kind of when we know we’re going to go hire a new employee, we build in the cost of compensation includes their 401(k). So, that’s why it is a knuckle-headed decision. You are literally leaving free money on the table that yes is part of your calculated compensation. But that does not mean that mathematically you put a dollar in you get another dollar back from your employer. That’s a 100% dollar for dollar guaranteed rate of return. If it’s 50 cents on the dollar that’s 50% guaranteed rate of return. There’s just not many anything out on the marketplace that does that. And Bo’s right. This was incentivized by the government structure. So you build retirement assets. Don’t fall prey to somebody who’s trying to sell you some product telling you how bad 401(k)s are when there’s a reason the government restricts how much you can contribute. Who can contribute is because the getting is so good that they just don’t let you go to the moon on this stuff. You actually have to stay within their parameters because they’re giving you so many benefits.

Money Affirmation Mantra (10:59)

Video Clip: Write this down right now. I am so happy and grateful.

Brian: I don’t have a pen. Oh.

Video Clip: Now that I have multiple sources of income, I had an affirmation that I used for years, still use it. I’m so happy and grateful now that money comes to me in increasing quantities through multiple sources on a continuous basis. If you write that out every day for the next 30, 60 days, you’re going to become very, very aware of having multiple sources of income. And if you keep doing that, ultimately, you’re going to attract the money.

Brian: I don’t like mantras. I feel like it makes an idol out of the money to some degree. It’s just, you know, the root of evil in a lot of ways is tied to focusing on money in the wrong way. And I just don’t know. I don’t, that might be my own personal opinion, but I just don’t like these mantras and these other magical incantations that people throw out there that if you do this, magically stuff’s going to show up.

Bo: It’s a little undermining, though. There’s nothing wrong with having multiple sources of income. There’s nothing wrong with going out there and trying to better your financial circumstance. But it actually requires work. You actually have to do something to be able to create those sort of opportunities for yourself. It’s not writing something down 90 times and all of a sudden it just magically starts showing up. Building wealth is incredibly simple, but it’s not easy. It does require something. It requires one of the three ingredients to wealth creation. The very first one, which is discipline. And if you don’t have discipline to live off a little bit less than you make today so that you can build it up for tomorrow, you’re going to have a very difficult time ever building wealth. But it’s going to take some work on your part.

Spend More Money Based on Birth Date (12:37)

Video Clip: [Shows birthdate spending advice]

Brian: Spend more. Oh. Oh, I was born on one of those days.

Bo: Wait a minute. I’m so confused. Watch again. Yeah.

Brian: Bo, you don’t have to spend more money. I know your birthday. I get to spend more money. You don’t.

Bo: You should spend more money because if you don’t spend money, it’s going to block your savings. No, that’s not quite my tempo. It’s all good. No worries. Here we go. If you want to have more money in the future, you should spend less money today. You should defer a little bit of the money you have today for the future. That’s how you build wealth.

Brian: Look, it ties back to I don’t think the date of your birth, whether it’s the 28th, 3rd, whatever it is, that doesn’t tie into your success. I don’t get that. I’m just going to plead old man.

Package Theft “Protection” Scheme (13:48)

Video Clip: If I had to start over again today with zero dollars in my bank account, I’d get in my truck. I’d drive around my neighborhood and I’d look for packages that were left on other people’s doorsteps. Hello, Mark. And I’d get those packages so no one else steals them. If they don’t collect it within 14 days, by law, I’m able to flip whatever’s in there on eBay. So, what happens if you’re going to protect the package and someone’s walking out of the house and they’re getting the package? I’ll just say, “Hey, it’s over at my place.” But I’m right there in front of you with your hand. I’m walking. I’m walking. Hey, it’ll be over at my place when you need it. Well, what if they were just like, I’ll just take it now. I already have it. Possession two-tenths of law, baby.

Brian: This is like redneck protection plan, you know, because in all the movie plots where, you know, you have an action hero who does revenge. He’s always like some mobster or something that’s coming and shaking down the organization. This is just the redneck version of that. I don’t even know who that guy is. We’ve covered his content like three or four times. I ought to figure out who this Randy Savage of personal finance is, and I just don’t know who it is yet.

Bo: When it comes to building wealth, there are not shortcuts. And you don’t have to take advantage of someone else or take something from someone else in order for you to have financial success. So, anybody who has a system or an idea and a structure where you have to undermine and take advantage of someone else is likely not going to be the best path for you to build your long-term wealth.

Closing (15:10)

Brian: Now all I can think about is Jean-Claude Van Damme or Steven Seagal fighting this redneck off the front porch. So thank you for that imprint into my brain. But guys, we love creating this type of content and this reacting to the zany goofy world of what people are putting out there. If you want to know the real way or the clear way, we’re always trying to show you there’s a better way to do money and that’s at moneyguy.com. I’m your host Brian Preston, Mr. Bo Hanson, Money Guy Team out.

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